Princess Rudolph Valentino in a rare and candid moment of deep introspection

Princess Robert Montgomery was the talk of the town today after throwing a glass of water in Jack Hartley’s face.  “Bitch!” cried Princess Robert Montgomery, drenching Hartley.

No official word has been released on the cause of what gossip writers are now calling “The Waterloo Incident,” save for a cryptic tweet from Princess Robert Montgomery (@barthelmessfan521) which reads:

hahaha maybe bitches shud think twice next time they talk shit!!!! ever heard of karma dumbass wat goes around comes around lol skank #bitch

Princess Robert Osborne entertains his bourgeois public even though they are nameless proletariats and their opinions don’t matter

Princess Orson Welles, who released a public statement today concerning the shocking demotion of Citizen Kane from the #1 film to the #2 film in Sight & Sound’s 2012 poll. “Peasants,” cried Princess Orson Welles, bits of cigar flying from his mouth into the crowd of reporters. “All of you, peasants!”

Princhesh Sean Connery

life is a rollercoaster

Princess Elvis Presley, who will be releasing his much-anticipated fall clothing line for Limited Too this September, captured in a regal pose. When asked to comment on his forthcoming fashions, Princess Elvis Presley reportedly replied, “I mean, I just want everyone to feel as beautiful as me.”

littlechiefpaleface:

princess alfredwina welcomes u to his magical land of murder mayhem and strawberry cupcakes~

Princess Cary Grant captured in an extremely candid and private moment of harp-playing. Princess Cary Grant revealed in an exclusive 1948 interview that he plays the harp because “shit have you ever even heard a harp it’s hella beautiful.” (Disclaimer: Princess Cary Grant is not a model and had no idea the photograph was being taken.)

omfFHfG ty sm cryin princess tears of my own t b h ;~;